Welcome to the inaugural post of Food I Have Eaten.   I ate stuff today, but I couldn't take pictures because my phone was pretty low on juice and I needed the power to, like, make phone calls.   Plus there were no snacks in the snack cupboard at work.  I was going to take a picture of the bare snack cupboard, but I decided against it when I discovered my officemates hovering around the breakroom like zombies, muttering "chiiiips...chiiiipsss.."

So you'll have to wait for exciting photos.  But you can.  Because there are, like, what, 0 of you reading this.