Monday, January 9, 2012

Coffee I Have NOT Drunk, or Silvia Sits Abandoned

Silvia, Silvia, Silvia.  You have alienated the whole office with your persnickityness.  You were so awesome at first.  You brought the office together in a quest to make the perfect espresso.  But then the engineers found that they couldn't make a perfect espresso with you.  Nothing worked.
     
Silvia, Rocky and Kleenexes for their tears.
As you know, engineers don't like to admit that they can't do something.  So instead of all of them saying, "Yeah, we don't know how to make a good coffee with this thing", they're saying "It's too much trouble" and "The coffee's too strong".  

And that's why Silvia is sitting unused in the break room.  Alone.  Unloved.

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